Claimed By... TBD - BONUS VOYAGE: Advice to My Younger Self

Even though my younger self won't listen because young Sharon thinks anyone who "advises" needs a better hobby.

Welcome to The Love Trope: Bonus Voyage! This is Sharon Manovich’s never-to-be-published lifestyle blog. Here, “The Love Trope” host Sharon will share her latest thoughts, advice, and recommendations for living your best life when you’re intergalactically hijacked and doomed to finish your days on a decaying planet.

Advice I’d Give to My 25-Year-Old Earth-Self Now That I’m a 40-Something Woman Stranded on an Alien Planet

by Sharon Manovich

1. Get into Dr. Pimple Popper

You always said that if you ever had a magical day where nausea wasn’t inevitable, you’d finally see what all the fuss was about—watching someone else's inflamed skin get purposefully poked for fun. But remember the last time you thought you could stomach it? You tried aerial yoga instead. And you ended up nauseous anyway.
Now, you’re stuck on a planet where television doesn’t exist, and you’ll spend the rest of your days wondering what a single episode of Dr. Pimple Popper even looked like.

2. Don’t Cancel Electrolysis

Don’t…