Claimed By... TBD - BONUS VOYAGE: Getting Over a Space Crush
It’s easier than you think! (I think.)
Welcome to The Love Trope: Bonus Voyage! This is Sharon Manovich’s never-to-be-published lifestyle blog. Here, “The Love Trope” host Sharon will share her latest thoughts, advice, and recommendations for living your best life when you’re intergalactically hijacked and doomed to finish your days on a decaying planet.
How to Get Over Your Crush on an Extraterrestrial Sex-God Who Doesn’t See You the Same Way
by Sharon Manovich
For the record, this is all theoretical advice. I do not (currently) have a crush on any hulking, masculine, testosterone-fueled alien warrior with great pecs and equally great biceps. This is just general advice from an experienced woman who is graciously sharing her wisdom to an intergalactic audience who may come upon this blog post one day.
Crushes are like a drug. They wind you up. They make you do and think irrational things. Crushes make your blood flow. They make your feet move. Crushes can sometimes even be the air you breathe.
But what happens when you finally…
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