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Random (Earth) History Facts That I Can’t Forget That Serve No Purpose Because I’ve Been Abducted by Aliens and Will Never Return to Earth
Curated by Sharon Manovich
You know how some people have random facts that live, as the kids say, “rent-free” in their heads? When you’re any sort of resident on Earth, sometimes these factoids lingering in your cold noodle come in handy. Maybe for a random social media post that could go viral. Perhaps for a Tinder date dying to hear everything you know. (Just kidding—it’s the Uber driver you chat with after the Tinder date.)
But when you get abducted from Earth by aliens, miraculously escape, and are now unwillingly stuck on an abandoned …
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